Last night Andrew and I attended a Carrie Underwood/Keith Urban concert as part of Wal Mart's shareholder convention. Even though neither of us work at Wal Mart and neither of us are shareholders, Wal Mart was generous enough to open the event to the public.Before the show, I was most excited to see Carrie Underwood, but I have to tell you, I left the concert most excited about Keith Urban's performance. Both were wonderful, but Keith Urban was just really entertaining. His show was awesome.
Throughout the entire Carrie Underwood show I found myself thinking I hate her, I just really hate her, even though I don't. And let me tell you why.
Basically Julie summed it up in one sentence: "She's a shiny person." And Julie is right.
Shiny people are those that never have a hair out of place, are always dressed to the nines and appear perfect. They basically just make you feel really bad about yourself. And that's how I felt people after her show.
So I have made my "Post-Carrie Underwood Show Self-Improvement List" and here it is:
1) Hair extensions in August
2) A few shades blonder
3) A tan exterior with sunless tanner
4) A couple of shopping trips to Mason's (even though I can't afford her $700+ Christian Louboutin heels, I'll find some kicking heels)
5) A new slimmer physique
This may sound ridiculous to you, but you go to one of her concerts and see how you feel when you leave...I bet you'll be creating a "Post Show" to-do list too.
Oh, and just to make myself feel a little bit better, I googled her today to find a picture of her when she was on American Idol and before she turned into a complete "Shiny" person...and while she wasn't completely unfortunate looking, she was as shiny as she is now:
2 comments:
Thank you for posting the "Before" (cute but pre-sheen) photo, too... I was almost blinded from the shine of the "After" shot up top.
The shiny people make my head hurt. Thank God we only work with one of them. Why can't the rest just go away, so I can get a burr haircut and eat whatevertheheck I want?
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