What's that look?

Oh, hey Mandy Moore, how's it going? What's that? You say you secretly married Ryan Adams on Tuesday? Wow. Yeah, that is exciting. Except...what's that look on your face? It doesn't quite look like happiness to me. It looks a wee bit like SHAME. Hmmm.

I just wonder why you decided to get married so quickly and forgo the whole big, elaborate ceremony. Oh, I know Ryan's a little shy, but "secret weddings" often signify something else entirely. Do I need to spell it out for you, Moore?! I am on to your little game here. You read my blog post and decided to prove me wrong just for spite! Well, I've got news for you. I still give it 6 months. Starting from the original post on February 11, 2009. Start counting down to August 11, Mandy.

Either that or you're pregnant.

PS. Nice scarf.

I give it 6 months. Tops.

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams have gotten engaged, People.com reports. OK. What?! This is doomed to fail. She's dated everyone from Wilmer Valderrama to Andy Roddick to DJ AM (read: has bad taste). And he's a wackadoo rock star who may have cleaned up his image, but is not the kind of guy you want to marry. I love his music, but I've seen interviews with him and he's bonkers.

I'm going to take bets as to when this relationship ends, have your say in the comments section. My prediction: 6 months - engagement called off.

WHAH?!

I must be seeing things because 1) his hair color is atrocious (it's Ryan Adams if you couldn't tell) and 2) Mandy?? This doesn't make sense to me. She's a goody-goody. They don't go together. I find this very upsetting.