Who hasn't seen the MTV promo for their new Monday nights and heard Broday ask "What is a Bromance?"
I think he answers that it's something like a friendship between your good buddies....
WRONG-O Broday.
What is a Bromance ? I'll tell you. It's a lame attempt at recreating Paris Hilton's My New Best Friend, only for guys. I didn't think it'd be possible to have a show on TV worse than Paris' but I was wrong. Broday takes the cake with this stinker.
You're probably feeling sorry for me about right now because I wasted an hour of my life watching this catastrophe, but don't - cause I didn't. No, I formed pretty strong opinions about this rotten tomato of a show in all of about 3 minutes.
During a commercial break of Jon & Kate plus 8 (a true gem of a show) I decided I'd check out Bromance. What I saw almost made me throw up in my mouth. The instant I tuned in, the contestants were arriving at a club where they were hoping they'd find the four girls they picked up that day decked out in lingerie waiting to get into the club. You see that was their challenge - have four girls show up at the club for a lingerie party. I didn't watch past that to see who was successful - I had to get back to that lovable family of two sets of multiples.
I did change back over around 8:50ish thinking I could stomach the end and not wanting to miss a minute of The City. I was wrong.
This time I tuned in just in time to hear Broday tell the guys it was elimination night and he was heading up to his hot tub to think it over. No thanks Broday - I quickly returned to TLC.
So in short I will not be tuning in for Bromance because it sucks. But I will be watching The City and I have lots of opinions to share. So maybe I'll try a recap tomorrow night. It probably won't be near as funny, well written or insightful as Jenny's, but I'll give it the ol'college try - which is more than MTV can say for their most recent "masterpiece" Bromance.
Oh, and did I mention that guy in the picture above (the one you don't recognize) his name is Sleazy T. I rest my case.
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Well said. I half-watched it while checking my email after being away from the computer for a week. The spam in my account was more interesting than this piece of crap show.
But, I did tune in for The City and I was quite pleased. I think Whitney is a much more likable main character than Lauren. So I'm gonna keep watching! I hope you do the recaps, I really want to hear your take on it!
I'm laughing myself silly... I didn't see the whole thing either, but I think you captured the true essence of this turd in your three minutes.
I like your explanation of the term "bromance". Remember when we learned that the trucker's slang term "good buddy" has now taken on a gay connotation? 'Nuff said.
PS-- Congrats on successfully use "Kardashian" as a synonym for derriere. I'm your #1 fan. I plan to borrow it from you and use it often.
Check this out:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kardashian
I must've had my head up my Kardashian while typing these comments... sorry for the typos, girls. I was raised better than this.
Thanks for saving me the trouble of worrying about whether this show was going to be any good. I do think I'll give The City a try. You say Whitney is more likable and I'm hoping she'll make more realistic decisions that don't make me hate her. Look forward to the recaps!
And I love that you continued the use of Broday vs. Brody.
I was so happy that MTV thought to make such a bromantic show, it brought a little tear to my eye...
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