Project Runway: Heidi's Hilarious

Almost all Reunion Shows are duds. I usually don't look forward to them at all. I can't say that I was especially looking forward to last night's Project Runway Reunion Show, either. But boy, was I pleasantly surprised! I'll tell you why: Heidi Klum. She is funny. Not like a comedian is funny, but like how you find that the things that little kids do are funny - because they don't know any better. They have no censor. Heidi is sort of like that. Last night's quote: "Victorya's always been a little cold, no?" Said right in front of Victorya! Cut to Victorya - STONE COLD. All in all the show was OK. Heidis' remarks made it enjoyable, and the fact that Christian was awarded fan favorite was nice, since he also cracks me up (ie: Ferocia Coutura, fierce, ohmygod, etc.). But it was just filler until next week's episode where we get to see at least Rami and Chris's 3 designs! My money's on Rami. And I actually think that Jillian will make a strong showing to become the winner. Any other predictions??

What's the fun in that??

I used to love the snow. Mostly, I loved snow days. Playing in the snow got to be a bit ridiculous once I reached my teen years. But I would still look forward to forecasts of snow when I lived in Arkansas because it usually meant no school and possibly, no work! Those were good times.

Well, people in Michigan have their sh** together, I guess. Not once since I've moved here has the snow done me one bit of good. Up here, people are ready for the snow with snow blowers and snow plows and salt for sidewalks. There's hardly time for building snow men before the roads are cleared and sidewalks dusted with salt. Today, in fact, it snowed all day long. Sure, it was pretty, but in the back of my mind I'm thinking, "Ughh, I have to walk to the bus stop in a foot of snow...the buses will probably be running late...and I have to get up tomorrow morning and do the same thing because nothing ever closes due to snow up here!" I ask you, what's the fun in that?!

But you know who hates the snow even more than I do?

Sloane. She hates it. I obviously don't blame her for hating it, and she's got it 100x worse. She doesn't have the luxury of wearing shoes, so her tiny little paws get cold and snow packs in all the nooks. She typically manages about 10 feet before begging to be picked up when we go for her "business" walks. Today she wouldn't even do her business! I think we'll be paying for that later.

UGH

I missed American Gladiators last night and I was kind of upset about it. That is what the writer's strike has done to me. When will it END??????

Not even Heidi's new video...

...can bring either of you out of blogging retirement?! For shame. Have you seen this thing yet? I made it about a minute before I had to turn it off. If you haven't watched it yet, just google "humiliation" and I'm sure you'll find it at the top of youtube's home page. And that's saying quite a bit considering the content of most of youtube videos. I can't even begin to describe how embarrassed I am for her. My theory is that Spencer released it after he realized that she was never going to marry him. Granted, he is a weasel, but I think she should have just married him and saved herself the embarrassment of this headline, for instance: "You're No Paris Hilton." Burn.

PS. Ya'll had better get back on the blog!