Episode 1 - Life back in LA!:Audrina and Lauren play catch up after a super-happy reunion! Boring. PS. Who is that guy in the photo above? His hair is AWESOME!
Whitney goes face to face with Lisa Love and tells her that she has another job offer. She was so professional, it was almost like I wasn't watching the Hills for a few minutes. Weird. Anyway, Whit has an interview at Kelly Cutrone for a stylist position. She could be leaving Teen Vogue!
Heidi's back at work and talks to Work Friend about Spencer. She wants Spencer to move out, but isn't it his apartment? She mentions that even though she wants him to go, she doesn't plan to date anyone else during the "break." I think we're going to get into a Ross-n-Rachel "we were on a break" situation.
Looks like Spencer's going to be staying with ShePratt! Good ol' siblings! Spencer mentions considering dating other people and it looks like we're in for some trouble.
Whitney heads to her interview with Kelly Cutrone at People's Revolution. Kelly's basically a biyatch. She is yelling at someone while Whit's waiting for her interview. Plus, her interview consists of Kelly talking at her about what People's Revolution does and why it's so cool. Um, yikes. Then she says, "You're basically making a deal with the devil" if you come to work for me. Meaning that Whitney will give up her life, "but get a brand new one." Oh, great. This is going to suck for Whit.
ShePratt spills the beans about Spencer wanting to date other people and Heidi tells her that she wasn't talking about something that drastic. But, instead of calling him to talk about it she just "wishes" that he won't do anything stupid. Probably going to come true, Heidi, just like all your other wishes about Spencer.
Lauren and Audrina head to the club and run into Brody and Frankie and immediately begin to fight. Lauren confronts him about having a new lady and he denies it. They yell and he leaves and then Frankie breaks it down for Lauren. Apparently they both love each other. It reminds me of a favorite line from Seinfeld when Kramer says to Jerry and Elaine, "Can't you two see...that you're in love with each other?!"
It's Lo!! She and Lauren are out for lunch and talk about the Brody situation. It is very Sex and the City of them. Lo says some very Carrie-like things.
Spencer is over at the apartment and moving out and Heidi has a duck-face. I can't even concentrate on what was said...she was "sad" looking and her duck face was extremely prominent.
Whit's basically crying about leaving Teen Vogue. It's sad to see her leave. I don't know how the hell Lauren's going to survive without her!
Episode 2 - ShePratt and a smile: Lauren and ShePratt have class together. Oh the look on ShePratt's face - priceless and staged. Wouldn't ShePratt notice something's up before she saw Lauren...because of all the CAMERAS??!! Maybe she thought she was going to be starring in this episode. Delusional...
Whitney's over at Kelly Cutrone and it's craziness. Shows, shows, shows! Oh, they are SOO busy. Whitney will probably be working until 3 am. Whitney helps out with some great advice and it seems as if the designers love her.
Back in class ShePratt apologizes to Lauren. They are well on their way to being BFFs!
Whit is in charge at the fashion show and I'm surprised at how good she does. Kelly asks the designers how she did last night and they vouch for her. Some people get out of order and it seems tense, but at the end people seem to be happy. High fives all around!
I love when cameras catch Spencer alone somewhere and he dazed and staring down at the floor. He and ShePratt have a heart to heart. Spencer doesn't trust her enough to share his feelings. Oh, and he still calls Lauren "LC." Wake up, Spencer, it's Lauren now.
ShePratt (hippie-chick, nice head band, btw) and Lauren share lunch and dish about Spencer. Is it bad that I like ShePratt? She is bitching about living with Spencer and totally doggin' on Speidi. I wonder if she's just weaving a web of lies (but really truths) to lure Lauren into a false friendship.
Listen, you guys have to keep watching The Hills. If you stop then how am I going to justify writing these hella-long recaps? At least promise to read the recaps, then.
1 comments:
You can justify the recaps by knowing that I would rather take five minutes to read them than watch the entire show!
I cancelled my series recording for The Hills. My reasons were two-fold. One, I'm getting a little annoyed by the show. And two, my DVR was recording the stupid show all the time. Every marathon, every 1am showing, every single time. It's set to only record new episodes, so I don't know why it's doing that. I thought about setting it to record only at a certain time but that would require the effort of me figuring out what day and time the show actually comes on. So I just cancelled it.
Please continue the recaps. They are way more entertaining than the show itself!
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