Happy Halloween!

The episode opens and Lauren, Lo and She-Pratt are in a "Vegas library" with a HUGE book open and they are listing off jails that Broday ISN'T being held at. It's like Where In the World Is Carmen Sandiego, except much, much stupider.

Oh. No. The boys are back and they are laughing it up because apparently they were in the casino jail filing a police report on some loser who got up in their faces the night before. They did nothing wrong. They spent FIVE HOURS in the casino jail to make sure that this jerk was brought to justice. It's like Matlock, except much, much stupider.

Time to leave Vegas, but not before Audrina meets up with Lauren at the hotel lobby as they are leaving. It's really awkward because Lauren is super pissed since this thing has been blown way out of proportion. And now they "need to talk" but not until they get home. That's if Audrina makes it there...you know Lauren is willing her plane to crash with her mind!

Over at Casa Spiedi Spencer doesn't wait 2 seconds before breaking his promise to Heidi that he won't say anything to Holly about the not-so-perfect situation. He immediately tells her that since Heidi loves Holly so much she would never tell her that she wants her to move out of their apartment. What a jerk. Holly storms out of the apartment and this is totally gonna come back to Spencer. Heidi will kill him!

Yay! Whitney! I'm ready for a reality check! They talk about the Lauren/Audrina controversy. Ugggh, give me a break. Then they go and "style some jeans" because their job is ridiculous.

Audrina and JBob go out to dinner and guess what they talk about! JBob goes all peaceful warrior on her and tells her to get rid of the negative chi or some stuff. I think he's Audrina's guru now.

Over at People's Revolution, Kelly gathers everyone up to talk about their upcoming event at Area. They are going to be styling an artist named Lady Gaga and Whitney gets to do it all by her little self! Awwww! She's all growed up, y'all!

OK. Y'all. Heidi and Spencer. Their life is like a sitcom. It's not real. Heidi comes skipping home and then freaks out on Spencer immediately because Holly isn't home. All the sudden she's "really worried about her!" Then Spencer tells her that he "might've said something about her movin' out." He's getting the death stare. It's over for him.

AH! While Lauren and Lo are talking about "the drama that shall not be named" (that's for you, Kari), I can totally see that Lo is on Facebook! I have to friend her! Yesss!! Stalker time!

Whoa, it's already the PR event - I thought they were going to set this up for a while - and Lauren is STILL talking about how stressed out she is over this Audrina drama. I'm going to scream. Meanwhile, Lady Gaga is wearing a patent leather catsuit (why would I lie about that?) and there is zipper drama! Phew! Lauren fixes the zipper and all is well. Except for the fact that she's wearing a CATSUIT and Whitney is in charge of her whole look. Yikes!

Holly and Heidi made up. Those are all the words that they deserve.

Uh oh, somber music! It's the showdown of the century! All you need to know is that they fought for a bit about how the other one wasn't making an effort to be a friend and that the other one was really trying to make it work. Make sense? No? Awesome. Anyway, in the end they decide to let the past be in the past and be friends again. They both seem happy with the decision, but I don't know if it will last. They are too different. Sometimes you can't force a friendship. Wasn't that profound? I'm so deep.

Next time Holly contacts Lauren and MTV hints that Lauren and Heidi might want to be friends again. So. Not. Happening. I am NOT falling for it THIS time, MTV. Ha ha! I win! Oh god, I'm a loser...