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So, Doug has a jet. A private jet. Ugggh. Lauren, Lo, She-Pratt, Broday, Frankie and Doug head aboard the jet and are off to Vegas! The plane ride starts off with a bang when Broday says that "We've been through some stuff together, but having Stephanie here is like having Spencer here...cheers!" Uh, what??

I think it might be Spring Break, judging by all the partying young people at the pool. Or is that what Vegas is like all year round now? The girls settle in to their room and talk about how Broday made that inappropriate comment on the plane. Lauren says that the best revenge is for Lauren to prove him wrong. Oh, Lauren...so naive, this one!

This time, the first thing we see Spencer doing at his apartment is playing an arcade game with plastic guns. He's really getting into it. Shocking! And speaking of shocking - Holly is moving out to LA!! Who would have guessed?!?! Spencer is P-I-S-S-E-D. He throws a tantrum and tells Heidi that it will probably affect their relationship. Maybe they'll break up?!!!

Back in Vegas the girls head to the boys' room, which is much more awesome than theirs, and talk about how Audrina dissed Lauren the other night when they saw her out at a club. Not surprisingly, she didn't want to talk to Lauren while she was out with Lo and it really hurt Lauren's feelings. Broday keeps telling her to kick her out of the house. Stone cold! Apparently Audrina and Justin Bobby are going to be in Vegas, too. It's going to be awesome when they run into each other!

Whoa - Holly's already in LA! She's moving in with Speidi for a while and there could be some trouble. But, what the hell is this?! Spencer is actually being nice to Holly? He gives her a high five (!!) and then asks her how her drive was? Who is this and what have they done with Spencer...and why didn't they do it months ago?! Watching him nod politely is probably the most hilarious thing I've seen this whole season.

Audrina and J.Bob check into their hotel room and talk about the "growing tension" between Audrina and Lauren. MTV knows how to set up a showdown, just get ready. It's coming.

The gang goes out to dinner at Cut (apparently, it's Wolfgang Puck's restaurant) and toast to Frankie's birthday. Then She-Pratt asks Broday why he told Lauren not to be friends with her. He calls her "crazy" and a "complete psycho" and references her old "drug problem." Yikes. Then he tells her to "leave" and everyone keeps trying to change the subject, but it's too late and She-Pratt is crying. She and Lauren head to the bathroom but dinner is pretty much a total downer now. Lauren and She-Pratt go to their room and decide that She-Pratt shouldn't listen to Broday because he's a jerk face.

Time to go clubbin'! OK, so here's the deal. Audrina and JBob enter the club and IMMEDIATELY Broday goes up to Justin and starts talking to him about the Audrina/Lauren thing. THEN Audrina finds Frankie and HE starts talking to her about how they just need to talk. People. Stay out of their business. This is becoming a much bigger deal than it needs to be. But, apparently it's too much for Audrina to handle so she and JBob decide to leave. Crisis averted - aka MTV just made a HUGE deal out of nothing. Why do I always fall for it?!

Back in LA, Spencer arrives at Heidi's work and demands that she come down to talk to him. Are you ready for the big reason why he is so upset? Really, I mean, I don't know if you can handle this. She...erased...two of his Tivo shows. I know. Try and remain calm. This is a difficult situation for all of us. Heidi is seriously not having it. She tells Spencer that he should get out of the house to deal with it. Now THAT'S an idea!

Time to leave Vegas, but not before Frankie comes to visit so he can tell them that Broday is in the slammer! Doug got punched and they are both in jail. And scene. Seriously, MTV? Are you kidding me? That's the end of the episode. JERKS!

Next time: Drama. Just...more drama and more idiots. Yeah, stay tuned. Oh, and it's on tomorrow night because MTV hates me. Do they think I have time for all of these recaps?!