5.11.2006

Who is that?


In an attempt to take attention away from her ex-husband, who has grown in popularity since their split, Jessica goes to extremes. She does not look good as a red-head and/or an orange-bod. My advice to Jessica: if you want to get back in the spotlight, try to release a decent CD or movie. Do not try to become an actual spotlight.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't stop laughing at this picture. It's mostly because of the way she looks, but partly because I can't get the Oompa-Loopma song fug wrote for her out of my head..."but hair and skin should never maaaaaaatch." GENIUS.

Anonymous said...

By the way, her dress looks like a bridesmaid's dress gone horribly WRONG! Definitely not as classic as Britt's, so TAKE THAT JESSICA!