We begin in familiar territory: Heidi is begging Audrina to be her friend and join her for "Girls Night Out." You can tell that Audrina doesn't really want to go, but she says yes anyway. Mistake #1. Mistake #2 would be actually going, instead of just pretending to get sick or something. Regardless, they are at S Bar and lo and behold, Spencer himself shows up! I wonder who could have told him? Hmmm...perhaps his current roommate/sister who, for some strange reason, hasn't kicked him out of her apartment yet. Long story short, Spencer flirts with a couple girls at the bar and Heidi looks like she's gonna cut a b*tch. After about 3 TV minutes (probably 2 hours in real life), Heidi confronts Spencer and they have an argument about whether or not Spencer was really flirting and whether or not they are still together. Heidi gets so mad that she says, "I'm about to cry," to which I must argue that your face probably doesn't produce natural tears anymore, so your crying days are over.
Lauren heads to People's Revolution and you can tell from the first minute she's in there that she's scared to death of Kelly Cutrone. She doesn't even want to see her at all. I can't really blame her, since I am frightened to death of her and there's an entire TV world separating us. Anyway, after initially berating her slow progress, KC tells Lauren that she will need her for the runway show tomorrow. Oh, and I think I might have a new least favorite minor character (your days are over, Work Friend) - Jessica from People's Revolution. Uhm, how dumb is she? Seriously, I can't even imagine how she has lasted this long working for Cutrone! She doesn't strike me as someone willing to give people a second chance. Anyway, Jessica always looks as if she has no clue what anyone is talking about.
Work Friend (she's baaack!) and Heidi have a heart to heart about the terrible night before. This is when Heidi mutters, "How can you love and hate someone so much at the same time?" to which Eric (who was making fun of the show most of the time) responded: "I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." Great, Heidi is the next Michael Scott! Heidi ends up calling Spencer to come over and talk and all they do is fight about whether or not they are actually still together. You'd think that they could come to a decision about this, but it doesn't seem that they do. It's Ross and Rachel all over again!!
The fashion show (which was attended by Kirstie Alley!) goes great and the girls get some praise from Cutrone. She calls Whit a "b*tch is training" and she offers Lauren a job on the spot. Lauren is genuinely surprised, but accepts the offer, to which Cutrone responds, "We plan on making some major changes in our LA office." Cut to Jessica, mouth agape, who maybe senses that someone might have said something that could involve her...but probably not. She's so outta there.
Just one episode tonight girls, which I will say, is a relief. Recapping those one hour eps is time-consuming!
Next week: 2 words. Justin Bobby. See you then.
2 comments:
I love that Heidi and Spencer are calling it a "relationship vacation." Like it's a good thing. Like, oh, we're just on a little vacay from each other. No big deal.
And I love that when KC told Whit she was a "B" in training, Whitney said, "Oh, my mother will be so proud." She was sarcastic to KC. Whitney is much braver than I ever gave her credit for.
It's weird how Whitney seems to fit right in at PR...like she always had the "B" in her and it's only now being let out!
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