This is my upset face

So, I just finished watching the newest episodes of The Hills, and I really only have one question: Why did the fighting start in the first place?

Seriously, no one has ever come out and said that they were to blame for anything, so it's all just hearsay, and that means that no one's on the same page. Heidi still thinks that Lauren's mad at her because of Spencer. Well, yes...but mostly, no. Heidi was the one who moved out and started to ignore Lauren as a friend. But the straw that broke the camel's back was the infamous sex tape rumor, which Lauren believes was started by Spencer and Heidi. Spencer was definitely at fault, and while Heidi might not have started it, she didn't do anything to stop him from spreading it. So, there. That's why they are fighting. And all the auxiliary people who are in on it, are only "fighting" because they are trying to stay loyal to their friends. And, in this case, that means everyone sided with Lauren because, really, who wants to be friends with someone who will do something that terrible to a person? Not me!

So, in this episode we see just how pissed Spencer and Heidi can get at ShePratt for hanging out with Lauren...plus, how confused Audrina, Lo and Brody are that Lauren has decided to be friends with the devil's sister. In all honesty, I have to side with Lauren's friends on this one. Even if ShePratt isn't a terrible person, she has so much baggage that comes along with being her friend. For one thing - she's Spencer's sister. For another - she's good friends with Heidi. So really, Lauren, how can you think that it will be easy for you two to be friends? It's only going to end badly.

Other than that, I only have a few other things to say about the first episode:
• "Operation Win Heidi Back" - Spencer's new plan...sounds awesome.
• Heidi's new fake self is scary looking.
• I think that Heidi is keeping the apt. because Spencer doesn't have a job and hence, can't afford it.
• ShePratt has hideous hair - it's mostly the bangs I have a problem with.
• Brody admitted to having a new girlfriend - Cora.

The next episode opens at People's Revolution. I have a revelation for ya - Kelly Cutrone looks like the grim reaper. She is no makeup, no hair brushing, all black, all business, all the time. She scares me. I don't think I could handle her. Props to Whitney for either being tougher than I thought she was or too naive to know that she's crossed over the to dark side.

Lauren wants to know about Whit's job at PR and when she finds out that she's working backstage at shows, Lauren gets a little taste of life after Teen Vogue. Then, when she goes to meet up with Whit for lunch, she winds up helping her out during a busy time of day. Looks like PR will need some help during Fashion Week, and Lauren is the girl for the job! Earlier Whitney had recalled Lauren's first run in with Cutrone, and surprise, KC was kind of a biyatch. And yet, Lauren's all about working for her now. Why do these girls do such stupid things?

In other parts of the Hills, Heidi and ShePratt head out to a new club for girls night and run into Audrina who's there with friends from work. It's fine, they are in different parts of the club, only when all of Audrina's friends ditch her at the same time, Heidi figures it's an invite to go talk to her. It's an awkward convo. Heidi basically cops to being lonely and missing her friends. Audrina doesn't really say anything except that Heidi should learn how to keep her girlfriends when she dates someone. The talk ends with Heidi essentially begging Audrina to call her and hang out. Seriously, she basically groveled at her feet. Not pretty.

After their awkward talk, Heidi figures that they're friends now, so she calls Audrina up to see if she can come over and pick up some of her stuff that she forgot when she moved out. It's a pathetic scene, with Heidi wanting to stay, but obviously realizing that it's too weird to be there since Lauren could show up at any time. And when Lauren does finally show up (don't worry, Heidi had left by then), Audrina breaks the news that Heidi was there and Lauren is pissed. She is still super mad at Heidi and poor Heidi only thinks it's because of something that Spencer did, which is probably why they'll never be able to work it out.

Next week: Lauren goes to work for PR and after a job well done, it looks like she gets a job offer. Plus, will Heidi and Spencer finally break up after Heidi sees him flirting with other women? We can only hope!!