That's not true.

Yeah. It's an old photo. But I can't stand to look at Heidi's new face anymore, so deal with it. On to the recap!

While folding clothes, Whitney and Lauren dish about Audrina and Heidi hanging out. Lauren's not down with Heidi hanging out in her old apt, and it seems like its putting a strain on her current roommate sitch. Anyway, the girls are back together AGAIN at People's Revolution working for Satan herself.

Lo's back and they're all going out! Lo makes a huge faux paus and says, "Maybe ShePratt will bring Heidi!" Stone-faced by both Audrina and Lauren. Apparently they are not in the mood to joke about this serious matter.

Heidi has a closet full of hooker clothes and especially hooker shoes. She looks so cheap now. She is excited about possibly running into Lauren at the club because she's delusional and doesn't realize that Lauren is actually mad at her.

Enter the club and both sets of girls are in separate areas. Lauren leaves to get some champagne and Heidi pounces!! Heidi has just seen Justin Bobby (!!!!) and needs to tell Audrina right away that he's in the club. So, she heads over and tells Audrina that she will keep him away from her. Then, Lauren comes back to find that Heidi's all up in her spot. THEN, Justin Bobby shows up and Heidi stands up and says, "Hey Justin!" and scoots over so he can sit next to Audrina! This right after Audrina told Heidi that she has been trying really hard to get over him. Heidi is just a crappy friend and she doesn't even realize it.

Heidi is so desparate for friends, she's chatting up Justin Bobby and telling him about how her and Audrina were friends before Lauren and Audrina. Yeah, uhh, we all get it. You've told us a thousand times! Lauren can hear all this (since she's only 2 people away) and she gets up to leave. She and Lo head out and Audrina gets cozy with J.Bob. Trouble.

Did you all watch the Fresh Takes episode?? "Hello, Hot Toddy, anyone?!"

Lo and Lauren talk about getting a "house for all the girls" because Lauren needs to get out of the apartment. They talk about inviting Audrina to live with them and Lauren will ask Audrina when she gets back from dinner with JUSTIN BOBBY. To quote Lo, "That's not true!" But, I guess it is true. And Lo responds with an even better quote, "Maybe Audrina will bring Heidi AND Justin Bobby to the new house! ... (shaking finger) That's not allowed."

Oh, man. First J.Bob quote of the night:
Audrina - "Mmmm, you smell good!"
J.Bob - "Really? I haven't showered in weeks."

You have been missed, JB. JB has moved closer to the beach, getting his priorities in check. Uhh...JB seems almost coherent. This is too weird. He's actually looking Audrina in the eye and having a decent conversation. I'm so confused!

Surprise! Spencer's hanging out at the apartment alone watching TV. Heidi arrives to see ShePratt and she tries to cover and ask Spencer how he's doing. He doesn't buy it and she gets uncomfortable. She tells him how Lauren was "icy" to her the other night and he has no sympathy for her at all. Shocking. He's such a loser. Heidi stays for about 2 minutes and then leaves because that's about how long it takes for Spencer to anger anyone to the point of wanting to be in a different room.

OK, the next scene takes place at a restaurant - Lo and Lauren are lunching and waiting for Audrina to arrive. They say funny things and Lo is officially my favorite cast member. I hope they do get a house because then she'd probably be in every episode and that's good TV, people. When Audrina gets there it gets SUPER awkward and Audrina gets defensive about J.Bob and the mention of moving into a new house. And this is where I yell at the TV, "Stop the charade! You had a great run, but things are changing. If you get a house together it will only destroy the friendship!" But, of course, Audrina accepts the invitation to move in and it's incredibly awkward because now Audrina feels like the odd-man-out. This is not going to be pretty.

Next week: House hunting! House warming parties! Justin Bobby gets a haircut! AND Stephen from Laguna Beach returns which "warms Lo's little black heart!"