How do you spell D-E-N-I-A-L?

Brent Bolthouse is running the show tonight! "Isn't that Heidi's boss?" Really, Whitney? Do you watch the show? No, don't answer that. Because I know you do. Don't even lie!

Heidi invites new girl (potential friend!) to the Power of the Vote event that Bolthouse is throwing. This is a really good idea for two reasons: 1) Heidi has no other friends, and otherwise she'd have to go alone and 2) she saves having to take Spencer out in public and embarrass herself. Finally thinking clearly!

Hmmm...anyone famous? No...no...guy form Ugly Betty, he gets a maybe...and OH. NO. HE. ISN'T! Justin Timberlake, ya'll! Turning up for the good causes, cuz he's a model citizen! Wait, what is this event for? "Declaring Yourself?" What does that mean? If I were J.TImb. I would declare myself the most awesome dancer/singer/Saturday Night Live guest host ever!

What is up with Lauren's front pooch area of her dress? It is basically a second stomach on the outside of her dress. But at least she's wearing something besides a super short shiny sequined dress like Heidi and Potential Friend (PT).

Oooh, cut to the motorcycle twins...and cue matching leather jackets. They are out on a "date" ah, and JBob's growing out dreads. Nothing he does surprises me anymore. Oh, but wait. The loudest, most disgusting burp in history, right in the middle of Audrina's confession that she is nervous about work. Why does she put up with this crap? And then he lies about calling her and she asks him out on a date. Well, if she's only going to encourage his behavior, then she deserves what she gets.

It's time for the confrontation! Heidi refers to Lauren as "that girl I've been telling you about" to PT as if she has never seen the show. And then Heidi thinks it's a good idea to say hello. Yeah, that sounds awesome, why not? She only hates your guts, what's the biggie?

Well, apparently those 2 are not on the same page about the fallout. Heidi thinks she's an innocent old friend who is just catching up and frankly, I don't buy it at all. I'm glad Lauren didn't get all crazy and cut her. She handled herself pretty well, considering that her ex BFF won't admit that she's ever done anything wrong in her entire life.

Uhhh, what was that commercial/movie about a line for Target? Did anyone watch it? Weird.

Audrina's promotion makes her a groupie, essentially, right? Whatever, she and Sean Kingston should date. He's a teddy bear! Oooh, and she's ditching JBob for Sean! I like where this is going.

Question: Who IMs in the year 2007? Heidi sets up a meeting! It's all happening.

Sean Kingston teaches Audrina and other epic girl some new lingo, including "poppin'" "tore it up" and "shut it down." I cast my vote for Sean as the newest cast member of The Hills.

Spencer is reading Heidi's chat. He's such a great catch. WHY does he hate Lauren so much? For trying to break them up? She didn't do anything other than want to hang out with her best friend. What is the crime, Spence?

I can't believe that I for one second thought those flowers to Audrina could be from JBob. HA! No, they are from Big Sean Kingston, who is only 17?! Did I hear that right?

Oh god, Heidi brought flowers to Lauren. She's desperate. Lauren throws them into the sink. Classic.

And their talk was very informative, because while Heidi didn't flat out admit that Spencer spread the rumors, she never denied anything. So, it's obvious it was him. What gets me is why Heidi has to put this huge ribbon on everything and tie it up nice and pretty. Why with all the "oh, the apartment looks nice" crap and at the end with "Have a good night, Lauren." It's clear that she doesn't care, but she has to be so fake all the time. She's extremely fake to the point of being condescending, like no one else can tell. Well, guess what lady, you're ridiculous!

At least Lauren sat there for a minute with a scowl acknowledging that things were bad.

Next week: Premarital counseling! Yes, this is the best idea EVER! Ah, and of course, Spencer wants to go to Vegas instead. You go on Heidi, you throw that ring in his face! I wish it was the end of Speidi, but it's obvious that they are still out there, defiling Taco Bells everywhere.