Don't deny it!

I thought this week's episode of The Hills was really good! My mom loved it too, as I made her watch it with me on Tuesday morning. What a sport! Since it's been a couple days, this post might take a few liberties paraphrasing some quotes. That's why they call it "paraphrasing" and not "quoting." Duh.

OK, so my favorite part of the entire episode was when Lo called Justin-Bobby a loser. Lo is so awesome! Except she was kind of annoying about the whole Bunney thing. Didn't she and Lauren stop being friends for a while because of Bunney? Or was that Heidi? Oh well, like it matters. Bunney and Lauren aren't actually friends, either, even if Bunney thinks otherwise. Lauren's just using Bunney to get info to Heidi. Like when she told Bunney that she knew it was Spencer spreading the rumors. Bunney hopped right over to Heidi and told her that. It's like playing telephone. Spencer told Lauren that he knew for "100% fact" that "they" (Speidi) spread the rumors. Then, Lauren told Bunney that she knew for a fact that Spencer spread the rumors (suddenly Heidi's gone from the equation). Then Bunney tells Heidi that Lauren knows that it wasn't Brody that spread the rumors. And what does Heidi hear? Who knows, but she totally flipped out and accused Bunney of "coming at her like that" (uh, what?) when she calmly asked her if she did it. Gah, Heidi, can't your Maid of Honor think that you might have spread vicious lies about your former best friend? Isn't that what good Maids of Honor do? Right after they try and talk you OUT of getting married. Bunney is the best. Good pick, Heidi!

The scenes in the pool hall were so classic. I think Audrina is being brainwashed by J.Bob. She used to be all about the gossip with Lauren about her BFs and now she's all "it's our business, no one elses!" Lame. Where have I heard that before? Oh, that's right. J.Bob. Right after he said something about truth and time telling all. And how did Lauren know he said that, by the way? Are they watching early episodes while still filming the end of the season? Surely Audrina wouldn't share those personal moments of their relationship! Never! One thing's for sure. I would prefer to look at J.Bob's gross hair than Spencer's disgusting facial hair any day. But there was one scene where he was clean shaven! Did you catch it? And the next, it was back. Ugghh. Why?!

And yes, let's talk about Spencer for a second. I believe that when Heidi told Spencer that Brody told Lauren that it was Spencer (I had to re-read that) who spread the rumors, he never denied it! Calling someone a "little bitch" can happen when someone has broken your trust about keeping a certain dirty secret! Yeah, and then Heidi sort of caught on to that and straight up asked him. NO denial! None. He did it. Of course he did. I can't believe anyone would ever think it was Brody. Spencer is evil. And I give a small piece of credit to Heidi for not knowing or pretending not to know, or at least not being involved in the whole thing. She's dumb, but she's not totally evil. I still don't think that her and Lauren should be friends again, though. That would not be good for the budding relationship between Brody and Lauren. Whatever, it's gonna happen.

Otherwise, Teen Vogue was boring, Heidi got in trouble (though she doesn't accept responsibility, surprise!), Spencer was reading a book that looked like those "_________ for Dummies" manuals!, Brody was trying to date Lauren, and Lo was funny. Again. That's a wrap!